Pam's the best
(according to somebody)
(according to somebody)
Because somebody said so. That somebody is myself.
Yes, to the tune of 'Mr. Sandman' by The Chordettes.
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam~
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Paaaam~ (Pam)
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam~
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Paaaam~
Pam's the best, the best dot com! (Pam Pam Pam Pam)
She is the greatest that there ever was (Pam Pam Pam Pam)
When I'm down, I like to remind myself that I'm the best.